mistones:

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

(via beautifulconnoisseurwizard-deac)

rpgsoda:

rpgsoda:

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

(via letterstoliz)

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via letterstoliz)

fandomblitch:

I want pennywise to murder me not sexually I just want to die